Warren C. Williams
Warren has never had a girlfriend and there’s a pretty good reason for that. Even though he has his act together, Warren always comes across as some combination of desperate, awkward and creepy when he interacts with the opposite sex. He writes for a living and currently works for an e-greeting cards company penning soul-killing headlines.
This Corporate Cupid unfortunately lost his license to practice and is currently freeloading off Warren while he looks for work in a world where his skill set is worthless. To Warren’s surprise, love is the last thing Quincy thinks about and goes about life in a way that would make Hugh Hefner envious.